A 4-step guide on how to hijack an 'autonomous region' from an idiotic national government #Bangsamoro #Philippines


How to earn 5 million pesos + 70 billion pesos, your own army, your own police and eventually your own country:

1. Fight the government and kill tens of thousands of its police, soldiers and civilians.

2. Bomb as many crowded places as you can.

3. Engage in piracy, extortion, kidnapping, beheading, smuggling, gunrunning.

4. Demand independence from an idiotic government

Warning: Do not try this in China or any other normal country to avoid certain execution. This only works in The Philippines, nowhere else.

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