Diagram: How the masses are brainwashed, and the real mastermind behind it all...





















What it reads (clockwise, from upper left):
ABS-CBN twists/manipulates news; the masses are entertained.  It is owned by the...Lopez family who is greatly indebted to...Cory Aquino who is the mother of...Noynoy Aquino
SWS and Pulse-Asia Surverys: Surveys that are biased (are released) to give the impression of opinion of the majority.  Discreetly commisioned by the...Communications Group that reports to...Noynoy Aquino
Internet Army: Paint a squeaky-clean image of Noynoy on the internet.  Silence all critics.  Controlled by the...Communications Group that reports to...Noynoy Aquino
Media People: Journalists/authors being paid or benefiting from the government.  Blatantly on the payroll of the...Communications Group that reports to...Noynoy Aquino
Print: The truth is suppressed.  Is indebted to Cory Aquino or on the payroll of the...Communications Group that reports to...Noynoy Aquino 
Akbayan, Gabriela, and other "Leftist" groups: (These groups) riot on the streets and in media; they bloat issues out of proportion.  They report to...Ronald Llamas, whose boss is...Noynoy Aquino

Conclusion: all roads lead to Noynoy Aquino. 

If the daang matuwid (straight path) resembles the yellow brick road, then perhaps Noynoy should be asking for a brain, heart, and a potion of courage.  He's going to be needing them all for the rest of his term.

Comments

  1. Of course this all makes sense. I also have my own version why Malacanang kind of parallels the Wizard of Oz: http://cornholiogogs.multiply.com/journal/item/1241/

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  2. Ok, where does Binay come in?

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