Her Exce-Leni-isms

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1) Poverty is the main problem of the poor.

2) Pro-poor is fighting the eradication of poverty. Obviously.

3) Excessive bureaucracy or red tape is the cause of the delays (e.g. Yolanda housing).

4) Opposition means to oppose only that which you do not agree with.

5) Holding one board meeting makes you the hardest working HUDCC chair. Ever.

6) Trekking, ribbon cutting, receiving awards, going for pictorials, and attending parties are achievements in housing and urban development. (One must be extremely shy and reticent to consider socializing work)

7) Talking about your knees is offensive but being touched on your shoulders, chin, hair and hands is not.


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Rocky Gonzales as posted on Facebook.


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