If you teach a filipino to fish, he will:
a) complain that he doesn't have a fishing rod and ask to "borrow" 10,000PHP to buy one;
b) accidentally break the fishing rod;
c) ask you for another 10,000PHP so he can buy another fishing rod;
d) lose interest because it's too difficult;
e) sell the fishing rod for 5000PHP and spend the money on cockfights to "make a profit";
f) lose all his money, and ask to "borrow" another 10,000PHP.
You might as well just give him the fish. It's cheaper.
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