Monday, August 15, 2011

Some hilarious Filipinoisms in English

"Well well well. Look do we have here!"
"Let's give them a big hand of applause."
"The more the manyer."
"It's a no-win-win situation."
"Burn the bridge when you get there."
"Anulled and void."
"Mute and academic."
"C'mon let's join us!"
"If worse comes to shove."
"Are you joking my leg?"
"It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore."
"What are friends are for?"
"You can never can tell."
"Been there, been that."
"Forget it about it."
"Give him the benefit of the daw."
"It's a blessing in the sky."
"Right there and right then."
"Where'd you came from?"
"Take things first at a time."
"You're barking at the wrong dog."
"You want to have your cake and bake it too."
"First and for all."
"Now and there."
"I'm only human nature."
"The sky's the langit."
"That's what I'm talking about it."
"One of these days is not like the other."
"So far, so good, so far."
"Time is of the elements."
"In the wink of an eye."
"The feeling is actual."
"For all intense and purposes."
"I ran into some errands."
"Hi. I'm Jograd, what's yours?"
"What is the world is coming to?"
"What is the next that is?"
"Get the most of both worlds."
"Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."
"Whatever you say so."
"Base-to-base casis."
"My answers have been prayered."
"Please me alone!"
'It's as brand as new."
"So. what's a beautiful girl like you?.."
"I can't take it anymore of this!"
"Are you sure ka na ba?"
"Can't you just cut me some slacks?"
"I couldn't care a damn!"
"What's your next class before this?"
"Nothing in this world is perfect except the word 'change'"
"Standard and Chartered Bank"
"I'm very iterated!!!"
"Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?"
"Don't touch me not!"
"Hello?.For a while, please hang yourself."
"Its spilled milk under the bridge."
"Don't change anything! Keep it at ease."
"Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?"
"You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!"
"Out of fit ako these days eh."
"Bring down the house down!"
"I'm the world champion of the World!!!"
"Beneath the belt naman yan!"
"Oh shocks!"
"Nakakagulat ka, you started me!"

10 comments:

  1. Tag'-'lish bastard each other into confusion. Moronic speak is acceptable and even tolerated by most in society as the norm in Filipinas.

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  2. Heard this from my teacher before: "By and by"

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  3. Our house painter once said:"Sir, kailangan po ng 'second putting'..." WTF! imbes na SECOND COATING

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  4. nagdadalawang isip = nagsisikantot

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  5. "Anulled" and void (WTF)
    Benefit of the "daw?"
    base to base "casis"
    My "answers" have been "prayed" (hahahahha)
    For a while, please "hang yourself" (nyahaahhah)

    I found the same blog (date:2009) http://www.reyjr.com/2009/11/cant-you-just-cut-me-some-slacks-and.html

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  6. I remember my teacher told us "you're so redundant"


    I heard my classmates prayed before the class starts


    "Our heavenly Father who art in HEAVEN"

    nyahahaha

    Anyone heard Keana Reeves in PBB back in 2006 she said "problema sa financial problem" all of us had a poker face. I don't know why, probably because we haven't heard so many grammar mistakes on TV and then finally heard it on a Filipino reality series

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  7. nagsesermon ang teacher ng anak ko sa mga students while having class....
    " How many times did I told you......" !!!!

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  8. "You, you, and you! The both of you. I want to see your parents tomorrow, Right now!"

    Hahaha! Classic Highschool stuff!

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  9. You forgot "Let's get come on!!!!"

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